Who’s this Photosmith guy?
Alright, so let’s do this one last time. My name is Dan Smith. I was bitten by a radioactive camera, and for the last twenty-three years, I’ve been the one and only, friendly neighborhood PhotoSmith. I’m pretty sure you know the rest.
Travel notices
- January 2024 – Fontecchio, Abruzzo, Italy
- May-ish 2024 – Burlington, Vermont
If you’d like to work with me, send me a message and I’ll start planing a trip to you.
Short version
- I have come here to chew bubblegum and make art. (And I’m all out of bubblegum.)
- Uniquely collaborative. (WARNING: Collaborators will be shot.)
- Durhamite. North Carolina-ish. Publishifcated. Museum-ified. Galleryicous. Educationalist.
- web head.
- (Radio) lab experiments.
- Vaccinated (against COVID and rabies)
Do
- collaborate with me (I am available for hire and select artistic collaborations)
- ask about buying artwork
- inquire about my rates for portraits, boudoir, erotic videos, etc.
- talk with your doctor about the possible side effects of artistic exposure
- Patreonize me (I’m cheap, buy me!)
- become a fan
- message: here / kik / telegram / reddit carrier pigeon
- get vaccinated against COVID-19 – I had long COVID from September 2021 to April 2022; I don’t recommend it. (Have the Shrimp Alfredo, instead.) The vaccine saved my life.
- be excellent to each other
Don’t
- be too intimidated to say hello (I think everyone is beautiful and I’m more inclined, than not, to want to make art with you)
- operate heavy machinery while under the influence of PhotoSmith
- be close-minded, homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynistic, or a jerk
- steal art / photos / identities
Le fine print
All photos contained within this site are my original work and protected by U.S. copyright law. Do not, stare at, poke, or taunt super happy copyright law.
Follow me on Twitter: @ImThePhotosmith